Monthly Archives: February 2010

I’ve been taking lots of pics with my iPhone.

Valentine’s Day: The lighting sucks because the restaurant was dark and dreamy. Indian food. Kyrie got hers mild; I was foolish enough to ask for spicy. My bald head was beading with sweat. I think I have food in my braces. I’ve been spending a lot of time lately at CVS waiting for prescriptions to...

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Fucking on Mute

When we were barely adolescents, my friend Gøte related a story about how he approached a girl he was attracted to and asked her, "Do you have a boyfriend?" "No," she replied. "Want one?" is what he said next. It didn't work, and we all laughed at him, myself included. Secretly, I never found it...

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